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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mothermishy

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

abracazabka

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feralrookie

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

prismatic-bell

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teaboot

This makes me so happy

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tonystark-tm

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

tonystark-tm

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

chotimoti

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tonystark-tm

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

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wizardarchetypes

I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

powdermelonkeg

Are there any other particularly egregious examples?

theglintoftherail

This book already exists, sort of! Or at least, it’s a biology textbook but I bought it for writing purposes:

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It starts with a chapter about freezing to death, and it is without a doubt the scariest thing I’ve read in years (and I read a lot of horror fiction).

wanderandthink

This book can be downloaded for free on Researchgate, posted there by the author himself:

The Biology of Human Survival: Life and Death in Extreme Environments

neil-gaiman

When you write a book like American Gods you make friends with your doctor and ask him lots of questions about surviving Wisconsin Winters, plunges into cold water and the like.